Omodaka - Kokiriko Bushi

Light Bulb

Sign of the Apocalypse

Cap Sac

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus

Debbie Gibson and Lorenzo Lamas... sold.

Lunchbreaths Flickr Pool

Check out this amazing Flickr Photostream.

Do you want to play a game.

I challenge anyone to the following game.



You can find the rules to the game here.

I also recommend just checking out all the cool stuff that The Plug has to offer.

Everyone's a Critic

I have a new hobby. I like going to amazon.com and reading one star reviews of classics. This post on Cynical C is the inspiration for my new found diversion. Here are a few one star reviews of Anne Frank Diary of a Young Girl.

It was really really boring. Its about some girl and her life- who cares!?! It is a total girly-girl book. Too dull to even care. I couldnt even pay attention to what happened to her, why it was so awful. Oh Well, NEXT…

This book was soo boring i read 2 pages then i burnt it. If you read this book i will personaly burn it for u……. SHe dint need to rite a fricken diary she just wanted to become famouse and she wanted people to feel sorry for her!!!!!!!

It seems some people don't like the Bible or Dickens either.

Barack is so Kool

BIG THANGS AFOOT

Last February I switched from Blogger to Wordpress as a means to operate my website. Wordpress is a powerful blogging tool and I encourage people decide for themselves what platform they like better. I have always had a few beefs with Wordpress. Beef number one would be that you do not get the ability to modify CSS or the HTML of the site. This is great for beginners to the internet but for me I felt like my hands were tied. Long story short... I am back to using blogger. This will mean more videos like this...


Because Wordpress wouldn't take the HTML. YEAH BLOGGER!

Big thang number 2... I have decide that www.unitqm.com will never make money. The internet has a million billion sites just like mine and for me to try to monetize this site I would half to quit my job and write for it full time. So I have decided to let the domain www.unitqm.com expire. Basically now when you visit the site you will have to type "www.unitqm.blogspot.com" to get here. A small inconvenience but not worth the 50 dollars to keep the name.

Lastly you will see that all of the post made between late February and May 10th do not appear on the site anymore. C'est la vie. I lost the post during the switch back to blogger. If you really want to see the post you can over at http://unitqm.wordpress.com

That about does it. enjoy.

I love this clip.

Instant Man Orgy... (not really)

Joe Rogan's open letter to Kellogs regarding Michael Phelps

Dear, Kellogg’s. I’m writing this letter to express my disappointment in your company in firing Michael Phelps as a spokesperson for your products because he was photographed while enjoying some marijuana. I respectfully would like to communicate my opinion on this matter because I think it’s of great public interest. First of all, although it is true that Mr. Phelps broke the law, I think any reasonably intelligent person would admit that it’s one of the most ***** up and corrupt laws that we have today in this country. Marijuana is relatively harmless and certainly far less dangerous than a host of other things that are not only legal but also readily available, like alcohol and prescription drugs. The only reason it remains illegal to this day is because it’s a plant and you can’t patent it and control it’s sale, and because if it were legal it would greatly affect the demand for a host of prescription drugs that rake in billions of dollars each year for pharmaceutical companies. That’s it. Marijuana has never killed anyone EVER in over 10,000 years of use. We’re not protecting people from themselves, we’re not saving the children - it’s just a horribly illogical law that is in place because of corruption and propaganda. The fact that it’s against the law is just a disgusting reminder of how retarded our system is, not a reasonable reaction to a proven threat to society. I have to say, this whole thing saddens me, because I personally would like to think that as Americans we’re better than this. These television news anchors will shake their heads at the thoughtless mistake Mr. Phelps had made by “smoking dope,” and then without even the tiniest sense of irony they will cut to a beer commercial. This is supposed to be the land of the free and the home of the brave, right? We’re not supposed to be a nation of little bitches giving in to the whims of corrupt politicians and the pharmaceutical companies who’s interests they’re representing. It’s 2009, and in this day and age with the incredible access to information that we have available there’s no ***** way that we should be allowing human beings to tell other human beings that they can’t do something that they enjoy that hurts no one including themselves. THAT is madness. THAT is ignorant, and THAT is completely ***** un-American. I don’t want to hear any of that, “he’s setting a bad example with the children” nonsense either, because we all know if he had a gin and tonic in his hand instead of a bong this would never have been an issue, even though every single study ever done has shown that marijuana is FAR less dangerous than alcohol. Marijuana laws are a horrible waste of resources and law enforcement, and especially in this day and age with our economy in such horrible shape I believe the last thing we need to be doing is wasting tax payers’ money on any of this victimless *****. I find your reactions to Mr. Phelps situation both ignorant and short sighted. I think what would have been a far better response from Kellogg’s would be to support Mr. Phelps, and perhaps point out that maybe we as a society should take a closer look at the evidence and possibly reconsider our position on this misunderstood plant that so many of our productive citizens find useful. Now, I’m sure if you really were running Kellogg’s and you were still reading my ***** all the way down to this, you must be thinking, “Why the hell would we stick our necks out like that for pot smokers?” And of course the answer to that question would be, because we buy your *****, *****. Do you guys even know your consumer statistics? Well, let me fill you in on some of my own personal scientific research on the subject, because I have been closely studying my own purchases for over 20 years, and I can tell you that I’ve been high 100% of the time I’ve bought your *****. I mean, do you guys ever think about what you sell? Pop tarts? Are you kidding me? I would be willing to bet that 50% of the people buying pop tarts are stoned out of their ***** minds. Just to be perfectly clear on my position, I would like you to know that I enjoy your products. I think many of them are quite tasty, but lets be honest; you guys sell sugar-drenched ***** that’s horrible for your body - in fact, it’s actually way worse for your body than pot - and you market this ***** specifically to children. You assholes go as far as putting lovable cartoon characters on the boxes just so that kids will beg their parents for it. Now, I don’t want you to misunderstand my point, because I in no way want anything bad to happen to your company. Like I said, I genuinely enjoy your products. There’s nothing quite like being stoned out of your mind at 2am watching a Chuck Norris movie and eating a bowl of fruit loops. Your company and its products have been a part of some very pleasurable moments in guilty eating, and I’m glad you’re around. All I’m saying is that it’s high time (no pun intended) that you ***** respect the stoner dollar. There’s WAY more of us than you might think, and we tend to get upset about dumb ***** like this. There are millions of us, and if we decide that we don’t like a company, they’re going to feel it. I think if you looked into it carefully, you would be surprised at how many undercover potheads there are out there. Pot smokers don’t all fit into the obvious, negative stereotypes; we come in all shapes and forms - including by the way, the form of the greatest ***** swimmer who ever lived, EVER. Think about THAT ***** for a second.. So in closing, I would like to ask you nice folks to please smarten the ***** up. I would request that you check the calendar and note that it’s 2000 and ***** 9, and next time you think about getting all uppity about pot you might want to do a quick google search on the facts. It’s 4:40am here in LA, and I’m going to wrap up this blog and to celebrate its completion I’m going to enjoy one of my personal favorite Kellogg’s products: Eggo waffles. I’m gonna pop 4 of them bitches into the toaster, and then I’m gonna stuff the bong with some fine, American grown “Train Wreck” and sacrifice the sacred plant to the fire gods in tribute to the unjustly persecuted 8 time Olympian hero. Then I’m gonna get some butter, and I’m gonna smear it on those Eggos, I’m gonna cover them with maple syrup, and I’m going to eat the ever loving ***** out of them. Good day, sirs. Yours truly, Joe Rogan.

DOOM!

I don't know why I am posting this.

This made me laugh. The fact that I want to share this picture makes me laugh even harder.

New Stetson Hat, 100 dollars. Renting out the civic center, 1000 dollars. A drunk guy pulling out a gun and the band keeps playing even when shots are fired... Priceless.

This guy really likes his Jovi

You are freaking me out man!

I found this flickr gallery via digg.

Sweet Tricks Bra

Skate 2 is a great game. Skate 2 highlight reels are great. The Skate 2 highlight reel below is great. Eminem not so great.

Fartwork

Attention...

I have finished making my fartwork site. From now on you can see my fartwork at www.fartwork.blogspot.com. I will be making some of the fartwork pieces into prints and will be selling them in the near future.



Thanks for playing.

More stupidity from Chin Chin

I love these guys.

New Site

Hello people...

I mentioned earlier in the week that I have been working on some new sites. Here is one of them.



Check out the mess over at www.hugemess.blogspot.com. If you have any messy pics send em over to hugemessblog@gmail.com. Keep in mind that I did not ask for dirty or filthy pictures.

Some of you may remember me starting this site a while back. It got stuck in design limbo.

I NEED A HOUSE PIG!

Kingsford Goes to the Beach - Watch more amazing videos here

Daddy I want to drive...

BRADENTON, FL - A Sarasota man was arrested Sunday after allowing his 8-year-old son to drive his car on a major Bradenton road, resulting in a minor parking lot crash.

According to the Bradenton Police Department, at just after 10pm Sunday, 34-year-old Mark Andrew Belanger reported being "on Xanax and feeling woozy and didn't want to drive," and asked his son if he wanted to drive somewhere on Cortez Road, because he "wanted to have a bonding moment with his son," who is 8 years old.

Here is where it gets good.

Best Video Game EVER!

It was announce recently that the game featured in this video below will soon be turned into a game.



Seriously who would pay money for this crap? I can't wait to visit all of my gaming sites to see what the nerds are saying to the dorks.

Click to make big.

How do you make a post like this without looking like a pot head?

I found this to be interesting.



Image found here. Silly potheads.

Magic Underpants

Chin Chin is the first band to be signed to the label Def Jux. You can download their EP for free right here.

Things are on hold!!! ***UPDATE***

***UPDATE***

unitqm.com was created with one purpose. I wanted to share with everyone all of the wonderful crap that I find on the internet. Over the past year the site as turned not only into a collection of all things good but a portfolio of sorts for myself. I realize that people who are coming in search of "the good" are a bit confused when they see images like the one below.



This brings me to my first bit of business. I am creating a separate site for my fartwork. In the past I have always posted fartwork without explaining anything about them. To clarify, "fartwork" is what I do when I get bored, I am experimenting, practicing, learning, and creating. Sometimes if I really like what I have made I will even print the piece out. In the future I hope to have some of the pieces for sale. The new fartwork site is not yet complete. unitqm.com will surly provide a link when it is.

Not only am I creating a new site for fartwork I have a couple others that are in the works as well. I will tell more about them at the appropriate time.

Next bit of business... I am beefing up my efforts to bring more people into the fold. This will add to the amount of content and the diversity of it. The site will be undergoing some organizational changes as a result. These changes won't be seen immediately but keep an eye out for them.

Lastly... sorry for the lack of post. I will try hard to collect the good.

Enjoy.

You think you have it bad?

Another site for your viewing pleasure. This one is pretty messed up. People post embarrassing or horrible moments in their life and then everyone else votes to determine if the poster deserved the outcome. The site is very humorous all of the time with no pauses. I give it five flaming bags of poo. Did I mention the name of the site? FmyLife.com Classic.

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML #2729 (6) - 01/27/2009 at 7:02am by Noname - health - I agree, your life is f***ed (2557) - you deserved that one (80)

Not Always Right.com

I just keep finding sweet ass websites. This one is called notalwaysright.com. It is basically documented conversations of employees dealing with stupid customers.

We Only Have The Other Kind Bookstore | Kansas, USA Customer: “How much are your large-print Bibles?” Me: “Various prices - what version are you looking for?” Customer: “A Holy Bible.”

Enjoy.